
At the Michael Jackson tribute, Stevie Wonder declared it was a day he “hoped he’d never live to see“. Insiders have yet to comment on his miraculous cure though a few have stated “He only sees dead people.”
Unfortunately, it was apparent that MOTOWN founder Berry Gordy had gone both blind and deaf as he declared Michael Jackson to be the “greatest entertainer that ever lived”.
This has prompted several entertainers both living and dead to file a class action lawsuit against Gordy. Represented by the late Johnnie Cochran, the following people/groups have field suit declaring Berry Gordy’s statements as “malicious, acrimonious, OUTRAGEOUS!” 
Elvis Presley
Johnny Depp
Frank Sinatra
The Rolling Stones
The Beatles
Elton John
Led Zeppelin
Bruce Springstein
AC/DC
Pink Floyd
The Littlest Hobo
Dean Martin
Jimi Hendrix
B.B. King
Harvey Levin
Howard Stern
Oprah Winfrey
Laurence Olivier
Laurence Fishburne
2 out of the 3 Stooges
Jenna Jameson


2 Comments
July 15, 2009 at 4:55 pm
They didn’t give his entire quote . . . “Michael Jackson is the greatest entertainer that ever lived in a place called Neverland trying to lure small kids to sleep with him.”
July 22, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Ha Ha Ha! Gordy had it right when he said it the first time and most of the living people on that list would have probably agreed with him. Including Cochran! The Stones are great performers, as were/are The Beatles, Elton, Sinatra, Zepplin, AC/DC, etc. Oprah and Howard Stern are not great performers, media giants maybe, but not performers on a great level. Most of this List actually saw michael perform and I would be interested to read what they thought of him, especially around the “thriller” era. They were probably amazed, as were many icons of the eras previous when dude took over the world with 1 album.
and Chris@margeritaville shouldn’t make jokes at the expense of the dead, its tacky (You probably just took your “Beat It” jacket off anyway)